When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
My mom and I could have had a strong relationship all these years but it’s because of her that it’s so hard to even talk to her about the simplest things.
doin a group project like
“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.
for anyone who says only cats are little shits
damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do