waking up next to you
is my favourite thing
in the world.
you think you look disgusting
and i know you feel grotty
because i do too
but seeing you look
(and so beautiful)
only proves to me
that i’m not still
trapped in a beautiful
dream from the
The “im mad at you but still fuckin wid u” hand hold
men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
One of my favorites quotes ever.
makes me want to go camping so badlymostly nature
I cAnt wait omfg
Tad R. Callister (via grandviziertothesultanofagrabah)
God just spoke to me right here.
tumblr mobile users be like
I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke
It’s still learning.
Oh my god I feel so bad for this clock I’m going to cry.
And people think I’m crazy when I say sorry to a chair for walking into it. That poor clock.
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica