May 2013
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
Can I go on twitter and see a tweet not related to basketballlll?
nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
weeeenhi:
justsomefoodforthought:
shutupaubrey:
if we’re dating and you tell me who i can and cannot talk to we will no longer be dating
If we’re dating and you tell me you’re uncomfortable with me talking to certain people then I’ll do my best to understand why you feel that way and if you have logical fears or understandable reasons then we can reach a compromise because we’re two,...
April 2013
Black guy kills some people.
News: Criminal.
Muslim guy kills some people.
News: Terrorist.
Latino guy kills some people.
News: Criminal.
White guy kills some people.
News: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)
If the admin is checking our twitter, I am so done with this school.
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Back to reality bitches.
Anonymous asked: admin has been trying to stop bullying by having assemblies and putting up posters around school. they might not be able to individually solve each student's problem but they're trying to get bullies to stop bullying. they're doing something about it and you sitting here complaining about their efforts is not helping them solve the issue. you're dismissing bullying as a problem...
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I can’t fathom how ridiculous the admin. is reacting toward the IHS confession page. There’s absolutely no reason to be calling up and getting students in trouble with their parents for what? Liking a simple photo on the page that they may have thought was a little funny? Did they really think that every person who likes the photos on that confession page even cares about it...
sorry:
Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
indiavenne:
“Maybe this is what the Mayans predicted. Not an asteroid or a solar flare, but the end of what we are. We no longer cherish life, or the other people, or even the earth or the animals or the resources put on it. War. Genocide. Abuse. Senseless mass murder. Animal cruelty. Gluttony. Greed. Waste. And lust. Look around you, the end of the world is already here.”
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
awstinnnnn:
watchtheskytonight:
phantas-mag0rical:
erinchu:
snorlaxlovesme:
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The...
